Archeologist Finds 3,000-Year old Hebrew Text
JERUSALEM (CNN) — An Israeli archaeologist has discovered what he says is the earliest-known Hebrew text, found on a shard of pottery that dates to the time of King David from the Old Testament, about 3,000 years ago.
The shard — or ostracon — contains five lines of text divided by [...]
Funny Real Estate Sign
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A Home Network Where Your TV Talks to Your FridgeBERLIN — Across the consumer electronics industry, leading players are revamping their audio and video equipment for a future centered around the Internet, a world in which televisions, stereos and computers — even dishwashers and refrigerators — can communicate with each other over a wireless home [...]
Bank manager Problems. Letter To Bank Manager
Dear Bank Manager,
I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. [...]
Clinton at the Bank Trying To Buy Real Estate
If President Clinton has had to do it like the rest of us… this is how it SHOULD have gone:
Hi, Mrs. and Mrs. Clinton.
So, you want to buy the old Rye Brook place? That is 2.2 million and with the customary 20 percent down ($440,000) leaves a [...]
Real Estate Seller Is Always Right
A crusty old man walks into a real estate office and says to an female agent, “I want to sell my god damn house.”
To which the astonished female agent replies, “I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”
“Listen up, damn it. I said I [...]
Congratulations On Your New Home
A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion.They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said “Rest in Peace”.
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and [...]
Happy Halloween. A Realtors Nightmare
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Property Manager Choice of Heaven or Hell
A property manager dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St. Peter. St. Peter tells him “You have a choice of going to heaven or to hell and I suggest you check them both out before deciding.” So he chooses to check out hell first.
He goes down [...]
Dracula Castle FSBO Sale $78 Million
For sale by owner: Dracula castleLocals might bite on the offer–if they can find $78 million
BUCHAREST, Romania – The family that owns a Transylvanian castle famous for its connections tothe 15th Century medieval ruler who inspired “Dracula” said Wednesday that itwants to sell the fortress to local authorities for $78 [...]
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