10 worst pickup lines
Number 10 “Hey, I was just thinking of you! Okay, I’m all cleaned up now though.”
This line is fairly crude and implies that you have the stamina of a 12-year-old, so it’ll only tempt her to leave the room rather than leave with you .
Number 9 “How would you like your eggs [...]
10 Best Pickup Lines.
A pickup line is the line that you use to make a casual acquaintance with a woman in anticipation for dating or even sex. here are the proven best and worst in pickup lines that men use.
Number 10 “I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to [...]
Stupid Lawsuits. High Paying Lawsuits
Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware who collected $12,000 from a night club for knocking out two front teeth while falling from a bathroom window to avoid a $3.50 cover charge for entering the club. The jury also awarded her dental care to fix her teeth.
Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania who was [...]
World’s Greatest Pranks. Top 6 Worldwide Pranks
PRANK #1
H.G. Wells’s War of the World’s
Most of us have heard of the 1938 Halloween Eve radio broadcast by Orson Welles of an adaptation of H.G. Wells’s War of the Worlds that many took to be an announcement that Earth had been invaded by Martians. Announcements that the story [...]
55 WAYS TO GET RID OF A BLIND DATE
1. At dinner, guard your plate with fork and steak knife, so as to give the impression that you’ll stab anyone, including the waiter, who reaches for it.
2. Collect the salt shakers from all of the tables in the restaurant, and balance them in a tower on [...]
Things To Think About When Your Bored, Drunk or Stoned
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
If the opposite of pro is con does [...]
Slogans for Viagra
10. “Viagra. The quicker dicker upper”
9. “One-a-day, like iron”
8. “Get a piece of the rock”
7. “You’ve come a long way, baby”
6. “Viagra, it plumps when you take ‘em”
5. “Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman”
4. “Tastes great, more filling”
3. “Viagra, built ram tough”
2. “Here’s the beef!” and the number [...]
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women and What They Actually Mean.
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to do my dad.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest [...]
Must-know info to help you get your zzz’s
Can’t sleep? You have plenty of company. About half of all adults experience insomnia on occasion, and 1 in 10 battle insomnia on a regular basis, according to the Cleveland Clinic. If you fall into one of those groups, chances are you’re already following the tried-and-true rules for [...]
The Top Ten Men Tennis Players of All Time
A correspondent from the Sports Truth recently caught up with Boris Becker in Dallas, Tx., where the three-time Wimbledon winner was visiting on business. Becker gratefully endured an impromptu discussion (and photo session) with our staffer, who proclaimed the big-serving German one of tennis’ all-time greats.
Although he [...]
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