Top 10 Things To Do With A Newspaper!
10.) Put it by the toilet to read.
9.) Put it by the toilet in case you run out of toilet paper.
8.) Shred it to make confetti.
7.) Recycle.
6.) Roll it up and whack your sibling over the head!
5.) Roll it up and look through it, pretending to be a [...]
Top Weird City, Town Names. Would you like to live here? These are names of actual locations:
Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
Bastard (Norway)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Chinaman’s Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Cunt (Spain)
Cunter (Switzerland)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Dongo (Congo – Democratic Republic)
Effin (Limerick, Ireland)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Intercourse [...]
10 Ways To Stop Telemarketers. How Get Rid Of Telemarketers.
“First, you have to tell me what kind of underwear you’re wearing.”
“I’m sorry, but I’m really busy right now. Give me your home number and I’ll call you back later tonight.”
“Shhh. Wait a minute. I’m here robbing the house. Whoa! I think the owners just got [...]
The World’s Shortest Books. Top 25 Shortest Books
Things I wouldn’t do for Money, by Dennis Rodman.
Human Rights Advances in China.
The Differences Between Reality and Dilbert.
The Book of Virtue, by Bill Clinton.
To all the Men I’ve Loved Before, by Ellen DeGeneres.
My Plan to Find the Real Killers, by OJ Simpson.
Strom Thurmond: Intelligent Quotes.
Al Gore: The Wild [...]
How You Can Tell When It’s Going To Be A Rotten Day
•You wake up face down on the pavement.
•You put your bra on backward and it fits better.
•You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
•You see the 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
•Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the [...]
50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart
1.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2.Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4.Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get [...]
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women and What They Actually Mean.
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)
9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to do my dad.)
8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest [...]
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